Was Mark Twain Jewish…?

Hooked nose aside, many assume Twain was an “intellectual”. However, some of the other quotes he said are overlooked, mainly to motivate the non-Jew masses. However, some of the stuff he says are quite contrary to the public’s opinion of him. These quotes may be clues to his… idiocy.

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” (This practically spells out how the Jews’ work.)

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” (How can fear of dying stem from the fear of living?)

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” (What?)

“Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.” (Oh sure, Twain. It is the best policy… For your sayanim anyway.)

“When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.” (Twain must likely be referring to the him and Jews when he says us. That aside, this just gives me all the more reason to conclude that respect is a synonym for worship.)

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.” (What…? It’s a sign of beauty. not a sign of getting old.)

“What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.” (Why does this sound like more of an insult than a quote about life?)

“I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.” (Jews are never bright with vocabulary to begin.)

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.’ (funny coming from a Jewish person)

“I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.” (Another reason that Jews are not smart.)

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” (What…? Humor or not, This is mind boggingly stupid.)

“The Christian’s Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.” (Something only a Jew would say.)

“Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.” (Only a Kike would say something like this.)

“Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.” (I… Am getting tired of this case. )

“Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.” (What. The. Hell…? Seriously, is this man a person many would refer to as a genius?)

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2 Responses to Was Mark Twain Jewish…?

  1. I figured this out awhile ago he was a kike. Here’s the proof http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1898twain-jews.asp

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